Haven't heard this one before

Mark Padgett · #1 (**permalink**) Mon Dec 16, 2002, 03:52pm

Worked a girls HS rec tournament this weekend and before one of the opening taps, I reminded the girls to make sure they had all their jewelery removed. One girl asked me if she had to remove her "belly-button ring".

I was taken aback for a split second, then told her that if I couldn't see it, I didn't want to know about it.

I really didn't want to ask her what else she might have.

DownTownTonyBrown · #2 (**permalink**) Mon Dec 16, 2002, 03:55pm

Cluck. cluck. cluck. cluck.

If she had told you, you probably wouldn't have been able to concentrate for the rest of the game.

bard · #3 (**permalink**) Mon Dec 16, 2002, 04:13pm

You never know where these piercings will show up!

I'm thinking, tho, that if she confessed to having one, I would have told her she had to remove it.

Jeremy Hohn · #4 (**permalink**) Mon Dec 16, 2002, 05:19pm

...and let me verify of its removal.....