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Old Tue Mar 15, 2011, 04:18pm
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My Catholic joke is that "for Lent, I am giving up abstinence."
Steven Colbert is giving up what he loves the most, being a Catholic. He's going to be Jewish for Lent, and with it being Lent, he is going to give up not eating bacon.
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Old Tue Mar 15, 2011, 04:37pm
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Steven Colbert is giving up what he loves the most, being an Catholic azz hat.
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Steven Colbert is giving up what he loves the most, being a Catholic. He's going to be Jewish for Lent, and with it being Lent, he is going to give up not eating bacon.
What do you expect from a Canadian?

OK - here's one. Did you hear about the blonde who got fired from her job working quality control at the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the W's.
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Old Tue Mar 15, 2011, 06:36pm
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take it to the joke forum.
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take it to the joke forum.
Just take it.
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Old Tue Mar 15, 2011, 06:40pm
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What do you expect from a Canadian?

OK - here's one. Did you hear about the blonde who got fired from her job working quality control at the M&M factory? She kept throwing out all the W's.
I know you guys are into recycling in Oregon....
...but really?
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Old Wed Mar 16, 2011, 08:33am
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What do you expect from a Canadian?


Stephen Colbert is from South Carolina.
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Old Wed Mar 16, 2011, 09:59am
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Stephen Colbert is from South Carolina.
That is practically in Canada.
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Old Wed Mar 16, 2011, 11:17am
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That is practically in Canada.
Wow...the sad thing is that many of my students would agree with you. At least at the beginning of the year - by the end of the year they know better.
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Old Wed Mar 16, 2011, 11:48am
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Wow...the sad thing is that many of my students would agree with you. At least at the beginning of the year - by the end of the year they know better.
I hope you know I was joking. I do know that there are at least a couple of states between South Carolina and Canada, including West Carolina.
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I hope you know I was joking. I do know that there are at least a couple of states between South Carolina and Canada, including West Carolina.
The closest state to the border is South Ontario.
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Old Wed Mar 16, 2011, 12:33pm
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I hope you know I was joking. I do know that there are at least a couple of states between South Carolina and Canada, including West Carolina.
Oh absolutely...just caught me by surprise, since just yesterday I had a kid ask me why the provinces of Canada didn't count as part of the 50 states!

And the kicker is that I was actually impressed that he knew the word "provinces".
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West Carolina.
During college football season I keep hearing scores for East Carolina. What is the capital of East Carolina?
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Stephen Colbert is from South Carolina.
He meant Peter Jennings.

hey, they're both "news guys!"
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