Subject: Fw: Shark Fishing
> >
> >
> >
> > On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days
> > off his itinerary to visit the Texas coastline on an impromptu sightseeing
> trip. His 4X4 Pope
> > mobile was driving along the beautiful South Padre shoreline when there
> was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland. They rushed to see
> > what it was and upon approaching the scene, the Pope noticed in the water
> a hapless man wearing a University of Texas at Austin football jersey,
> > struggling frantically to free himself from the
> > jaws of a 25-foot shark.
> >
> > At that moment a fishing boat containing three men wearing Texas A&M
> football jerseys roared into view from around the point. Immediately,
> one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the shark's ribs,
> immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the t-sip
> from the water and then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They
> bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the boat along with the dead
> shark and then prepared for a hasty retreat when they heard frantic shouting
> from the shore. It was the Pope summoning them to the beach.
> >
> > After they reached shore, the Pope praised them for the rescue and said,
> "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there was
> some bitter hatred between the people of the Texas A&M University and the
> University of Texas at Austin, but now I have seen with my own eyes this is
> not true. I can see that your society is a truly enlightened example of true
> harmony and could serve as a model on which others could follow". He
> blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust.
> >
> > As he departed, the harpooner asked the others, "Who was that?" "That,"
> one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct contact with God
> and has access to all of God's wisdom."
> > "Well," the harpooner replied, "he don't know nothing about shark fishing.
> Is the bait
> > holding up okay or do we need to get another one?"
> >

Good one,Ralph!

Do you mind if I borrow it? Lemme see now- I can put NY Yankee shirts on the 3 guys in the boat. Then I can put another AL East team shirt on the guy in the water...

Naw,that won't work. The guy in the water in the Bosox shirt would keep letting the shark go through his legs! :D

You're welcome to it Jurassic Referee. I got the joke from a buddy via e mail and it was just too good to delete--I just had to post it somewhere, Ralph

I am an aggie and that is the first original joke I have heard in a long time.

When I heard that one the first time they were gator hunting along a bayou in LA. Can't remember the other school but the hunters were from LSU.

Either I am really on top of things or you need to get out more...if I was really sharp this morning I could probably come up with an aggie joke to use on you :D

Hookem' Horns!

Did you hear about the Aggie that was feeling so low he got slapped?

Gig 'em