My father, a college professor, just told me about a back to school party the faculty and staff had tonight. Apparently there was a basketball game. The officials were the head of campus security and the former woman's coach. At one point, one of the players pulls off his jersey where he conviently had a stripped shirt and a whistle and called a foul on the guy guarding him. There was a coach ejection. Of course it came from the former coach. And nothing got past the security man.