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Old Sat Dec 12, 2009, 05:52pm
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Our job is to make the game as even as possible. Charge it to a player on the team that is ahead.

Coach of the team that is ahead: "Look at the fouls. We have 8 and they have 3."

Official: "You want me to make the score even, too?"
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Old Sat Dec 12, 2009, 06:48pm
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Our job is to make the game as even as possible. Charge it to a player on the team that is ahead."
But make sure it's not their Superstar, because that would simply be unfair!
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Old Sat Dec 12, 2009, 11:38pm
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Our job is to make the game as even as possible. Charge it to a player on the team that is ahead.

Coach of the team that is ahead: "Look at the fouls. We have 8 and they have 3."

Official: "You want me to make the score even, too?"
You're on the right track, charge it to the team with fewer fouls, and hit a player who has none; probably the 12th man on the end of the bench.
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Old Sun Dec 13, 2009, 03:01am
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You're on the right track, charge it to the team with fewer fouls, and hit a player who has none; probably the 12th man on the end of the bench.
Definitely don't charge it to the guy that has four fouls.
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Old Sun Dec 13, 2009, 11:27am
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You're on the right track, charge it to the team with fewer fouls, and hit a player who has none; probably the 12th man on the end of the bench.
Hey. That was me as a high school freshman, on a freshman team. I probably didn't score more than ten points all season. My official position, as listed in the program, was "Right Bench". Better than playing left bench. You have to have an "arm" to play right bench.
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Old Sun Dec 13, 2009, 12:57pm
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My official position, as listed in the program, was "Right Bench".
Sounds more like it was "Left Out".
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Old Sun Dec 13, 2009, 05:37pm
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You're on the right track, charge it to the team with fewer fouls, and hit a player who has none; probably the 12th man on the end of the bench.
Which now means the coach has to sit.
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Old Sun Dec 13, 2009, 06:26pm
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Which now means the coach has to sit.
Which make it that much more perfect.
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Old Sun Dec 13, 2009, 06:32pm
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Which now means the coach has to sit.
Not in college, which is what I thought the OP was about (even if it was tongue-in-cheek)
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Old Sun Dec 13, 2009, 06:46pm
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Not in college, which is what I thought the OP was about (even if it was tongue-in-cheek)
Well, you never know with Diebler. He's EVERYWHERE!
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Old Sun Dec 13, 2009, 07:02pm
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Well, you never know with Diebler. He's EVERYWHERE!
Not so fast. He is going to Ohio State, he probably is not at class.

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Old Sun Dec 13, 2009, 07:20pm
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Not so fast. He is going to Ohio State, he probably is not at class.

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