Originally Posted by Forksref (Post 639569)

I learned this about teen-age girls last year: FASHION COMES FIRST.

8th grade girls game. Guard passes the ball in to her teammate (They're going the length of the court.) who tucks the ball under her arm and starts to adjust her headband with both hands while WALKING toward half-court. She must have gone 10 feet before I realized something was amiss. Oops, I forgot to dribble!

Originally Posted by Forksref (Post 639569)

I learned this about teen-age girls last year: FASHION COMES FIRST.

8th grade girls game. Guard passes the ball in to her teammate (They're going the length of the court.) who tucks the ball under her arm and starts to adjust her headband with both hands while WALKING toward half-court. She must have gone 10 feet before I realized something was amiss. Oops, I forgot to dribble!

Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle (Post 639283)

"Can I use this?" "Ummm, no. Can't have any artificial noisemakers. Sorry." "Not even if my friend actually makes a basket?"

Originally Posted by Snaqwells (Post 639576)

I'll bet she rolled her eyes at you when you called it, too.

Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 639775)

A man with daughters, no doubt.