new offical

[mutantducky]

make sure to tell the coaches- " I'm a ref therefore my knowledge of basketball is vastly superior." This always gets them quiet. And if for some bizarre reason they start yelling at you after your honest assessment simply cite casebook 5-12b or heck just make up a rule.

2. Run backwards a lot and don't look where your going.
3. Make sweet behind the back passes to the ft shooters.
4. Chat with fans while play is going on. Your partners will love that.
5. When you toss the jump ball start the toss from below your knees.
6. If you do girls games just let them play because nothing ever bad happens when girls games get to rough.
7. Think of a cool nickname to introduce yourself to the coaches. Try to include the word Technical. Like Billy the tech-totting kid. Or Steve "I'm going to eject all you Suckers" Mcgee.