my camp experience

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by rockyroad

Even we Mariners fans will give an Amen to that!!!

Geeze,guys,you wanna know what the big difference here is?

Class!!!

You guys have "bobblehead" days. The Yankees have "Celibriduck" days.Yup,this Wednesday is "Jason Giambi Celibriduck Day" at the Stadium!You get this waycool plastic duckie,with Giambi's body on it.You throw that sucker in the tub with you,and you can do all kinds of things.You can make waves and sail it to the end of the tub;you can push it under and watch it pop right back up;you can even blow bubbles around it and watch it bob up and down(that one can be a little crude,depending on how you make the bubbles).Yessir,you don't see that in Seattle and Boston!

Why,they asked?

1)If they gave you an Ichiro celibiducky,it'd probably bomb your soap when you're not looking!
2)All the Bosox celibriduckies got recalled by the factory.Seems they have this tendency to sink completely out of sight every September!