I had to write this one down

[Mark Padgett]

Spring league freshman boys game. A1 is inbounding on a spot throw in. B1 is guarding A2 and he has his back to A1. As A1 inbounds, A2 moves over a few feet and B1 slides over with him, always with his back to A1. The inbound pass hits B1 in the back of the shoe and caroms back toward A1 who jumps and catches the ball before he has touched inbounds. I call the OOB violation on A1 and award the ball to team B.

Coach A goes nuts and screams for a kicked ball on B1. I tell him that a kick must be intentional and B1 couldn't possibly have known where the pass was because he had his back to the ball.

Before I tell you the coach's response, perhaps you'd better sit down. He then yells, "But maybe he saw it in a reflection". No, I am not making this up. It was all I could do to stop myself from saying to the coach, who is follicly challenged, "You mean, like off your head?"

Of course, this facility has multiple mirrors hanging from the ceiling. Yeah, right. My partner laughed so hard we had to take an official's timeout.

[Nevadaref]

The early leader for post of the month.

Originally Posted by Nevadaref

The early leader for post of the month.

I second the nomination! (If that is the nomination?)

[AKOFL]

Didn't we allready have a post about people saying stupid things. This guy is the clear-cut winner.
I don't know why but this just reminded me of something stupid a guy said to me out fishing one day. Off topic I know. The fishing area is crowded with boats so when someone hooks a fish people in boats nearby stand ready at their anchors to pull them up if your fish runs by. (Fishing for king salmon by the way) As I am fighting my king I see that it is headed his way so I give him the heads up. He tells me that it is nowhere near his anchor line. After repeatedly asking him to pull it he tells me, This still cracks me up, to CONTROL MY FISH!!! Of course my fish becomes entangled in his anchor line and breaks off. We spent the next hour screaming control your fish to everyone that hooked up. Everyone around is laughing hystericly. The guy finally had enough, pulled his anchor and went home. People like that should come with a warning lable we all can see so we can be ready.

[Raymond]

Originally Posted by AKOFL

Didn't we allready have a post about people saying stupid things. This guy is the clear-cut winner.
I don't know why but this just reminded me of something stupid a guy said to me out fishing one day. Off topic I know. The fishing area is crowded with boats so when someone hooks a fish people in boats nearby stand ready at their anchors to pull them up if your fish runs by. (Fishing for king salmon by the way) As I am fighting my king I see that it is headed his way so I give him the heads up. He tells me that it is nowhere near his anchor line. After repeatedly asking him to pull it he tells me, This still cracks me up, to CONTROL MY FISH!!! Of course my fish becomes entangled in his anchor line and breaks off. We spent the next hour screaming control your fish to everyone that hooked up. Everyone around is laughing hystericly. The guy finally had enough, pulled his anchor and went home. People like that should come with a warning lable we all can see so we con be ready.

"Control your fish", that can be the new tag line for us to tell HC's to control their bench personnel.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by BadNewsRef

"Control your fish", that can be the new tag line for us to tell HC's to control their bench personnel.

One of those "You just wouldn't understand" statements. Sorta like rule explanations.

[rockyroad]

Originally Posted by AKOFL

Didn't we allready have a post about people saying stupid things. This guy is the clear-cut winner.
I don't know why but this just reminded me of something stupid a guy said to me out fishing one day. Off topic I know. The fishing area is crowded with boats so when someone hooks a fish people in boats nearby stand ready at their anchors to pull them up if your fish runs by. (Fishing for king salmon by the way) As I am fighting my king I see that it is headed his way so I give him the heads up. He tells me that it is nowhere near his anchor line. After repeatedly asking him to pull it he tells me, This still cracks me up, to CONTROL MY FISH!!! Of course my fish becomes entangled in his anchor line and breaks off. We spent the next hour screaming control your fish to everyone that hooked up. Everyone around is laughing hystericly. The guy finally had enough, pulled his anchor and went home. People like that should come with a warning lable we all can see so we con be ready.

Guy must have been from Palmer!!

[AKOFL]

Originally Posted by rockyroad

Guy must have been from Palmer!!

That makes him a Palmerainian. 1 bad apple