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B13U AAU.
About 30 seconds into the game, B1 is taking the ball down court for the first time. TWEEEET!!!!! My partner (L) blows his whistle and I mean there is really no action going on. Me (T) -> ![]() I go to his end of the court and there is white powder all over the floor....and the floor is mighty slippery!! This is the second game of the night and this powder certainly wasn't there the first game! It turns out its talcum powder. And now we discover it on another part of the floor!!! COACH, bring a towel! Me - who's got powder on?! All players give the deer in the headlights look. One kid says, "Ref, I think it's me." You think? You don't know if you're leaking powder all over the floor? C'mon! Took us a few minutes to clean the floor.......and hose the kid down! Sheesh!
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B15U AAU game today. Mid-way through the 2nd half as the game is going on, I am T and notice ALL of the parents/spectators are getting out of the bleachers and walking down the side of the court (thankfully there was allot of room) to the far end of the gym. Me -
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So if they reached the floor, would you be able to make a movie called "Snakes in the Lane?"
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This happened in a HS girls game three years ago. My partners and I were walking from the dressing room to the floor and while we were in the hallway, there were some players from each team arguing, also in the hallway. One of them slapped a girl from the other team and then pushed her and knocked her down. A coach ran in and broke it up. He then wanted to know what we "were going to do about it?" He wanted to have the aggressive girl tossed and to start the game by shooting technicals.
One of my partners told him that, by rule, our authority did not begin until we reached the floor, so there was nothing we could do. He was pi**ed and his attitude carried out into the game. He eventually got two Ts and was tossed. Gee - that was fun.
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Here in Oklahoma we have both the HS varsity games (girls, boys) on the same night; girls first, followed by boys. It was homecoming night. Near the buzzer of the girls game a rebounder came down and hit her teammate, just over the eye, with an elbow. Blood everywhere! The homecoming ceremony was at halftime of the boys game. My partner and I came out to start the second half. The homecoming queen was having her picture taken in formal gown and her head bandaged crudely. Seems she didn't want to go to the hospital and miss the HC celebration.
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