2 shots & the ball each time?
 

My book says that a technical foul awards 2 shots and the ball to the opponent of the infracting team. Is there an exception here for dead-ball technicals? A case would sound something like this - Team A is in possession of the ball Coach A calls timeout, A1 while walking back to the bench swears at the official. The official then awards team B 2 technical foul shots and then the ball at half court opposite table side?

The penalty for a technical foul is always 2 free throws by any team member (player or substitute), plus a division-line throw opposite the table. No, there are not any exceptions. However, if the outcome of the game is decided, then one or both of the free throws will not take place. I'll leave it up to you to determine how that happens.

Exception if there is a false double technical. Only one team can get the ball.

ha!

Another exception:
Time has expired in a quarter, but there are still free throws to be shot when the knucklehead gets a T.

The rule is different if you are using NCAA rules.

Or if you have double technicals, they "offset" each other and there are no FT's and you put the ball back into play from POI.