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[jeschmit]

V Coach asked me to watch for players in the lane. About three trips down the floor later, I called a 3 second violation on his player. As we made our way back to the other end of the floor (in front of V bench) I heard a fan behind me say,

"You call 3 seconds down there, and this guy is pitching a tent, starting a campfire and the squirrel is half cooked!"

I chuckled to myself and continued refereeing.