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Mark Padgett Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:21pm
Toe be or not toe be
 
6th grade girls rec game this morning. A girl checks in and is going to be the inbounder. She looks at the other team and says loudly, "I've got 13". I say to her, "You've got 13 what? Toes?" She looks down at her shoes, shakes her head and replies, "No, I don't think so".

BillyMac Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:45pm
And No Five Fingered Discounts ...
 
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 576715)
She looks at the other team and says loudly, "I've got 13". I say to her, "You've got 13 what? Toes?" She looks down at her shoes, shakes her head and replies, "No, I don't think so".
Hopefully you won't officiate a game in Spain, where one of the players might have polydactyly, literally, many digits, in which people have extra fingers, or toes. In one town in Spain, there has been so much inbreeding that almost everyone has six, or seven, fingers on each hand.

Mark Padgett Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:56pm
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Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 576724)
Hopefully you won't officiate a game in Spain, where one of the players might have polydactyly, literally, many digits, in which people have extra fingers, or toes. In one town in Spain, there has been so much inbreeding that almost everyone has six, or seven, fingers on each hand.
WOW! Just think - you can count to 11 without having to take your shoes off! :eek:

bigbeardedbryan Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:51pm
Or unzipping anything.

shishstripes Sun Feb 08, 2009 02:29am
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Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 576724)
Hopefully you won't officiate a game in Spain, where one of the players might have polydactyly, literally, many digits, in which people have extra fingers, or toes. In one town in Spain, there has been so much inbreeding that almost everyone has six, or seven, fingers on each hand.
Knew a kid who had many problems, least of them being polydactyly. Doctors clipped his sixth fingers as an infant but left his 6th toes on each foot so he could count to 22.

mbyron Sun Feb 08, 2009 09:09am
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Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 576724)
Hopefully you won't officiate a game in Spain, where one of the players might have polydactyly, literally, many digits, in which people have extra fingers, or toes. In one town in Spain, there has been so much inbreeding that almost everyone has six, or seven, fingers on each hand.
I had a cat once with 28 toes (instead of the usual 18). She had nearly two entire paws on each front leg.

Rich Sun Feb 08, 2009 09:23am
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Originally Posted by bigbeardedbryan (Post 576756)
Or unzipping anything.
I can't count to 21 unless I'm nekkid.


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