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Mark Padgett Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:00am

What number do you think He'll wear?
 
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/bal...urn=nba,134914

JugglingReferee Tue Jan 20, 2009 06:34am

Either or o∞

But that would only be an approximation.

Ref Ump Welsch Tue Jan 20, 2009 08:33am

Maybe an oversized 1

Juulie Downs Tue Jan 20, 2009 08:56am

And of course, he won't foul, so the refs won't need to worry about the number, just the scorebook people as they record scoring.

Will his name be written into the book without vowels, like in the Hebrew Bible: YHWH? Or will they try to include all the different names of God? No score book big enough!

Actually, I usually think of God more as a coach, not a player, but never a referee. If you want a copy of my sermon on that subject, contact me.

buckrog64 Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:39am

Actually, I thought He's played in many of my games. I hear it a lot. 'My God, what are you doing?' 'Oh, Lord why did He take that shot!?'

Man In Blue Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:39pm

God didn't help as the Wolves won the game.

My question though, is did anyone thank God for being there even if their team lost?

Maybe next time they will sign Christ. Or do you get 3 for 1 when you sign God?

Ref Ump Welsch Tue Jan 20, 2009 01:27pm

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Originally Posted by Man In Blue (Post 570463)
God didn't help as the Wolves won the game.

My question though, is did anyone thank God for being there even if their team lost?

Maybe next time they will sign Christ. Or do you get 3 for 1 when you sign God?

Since it didn't help, is that breach of contract?:p

I would had assumed it was a 3 for 1 deal. I guess it now qualifies as breach of contract since they lost! :eek: :p

Mark Padgett Tue Jan 20, 2009 02:19pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man In Blue (Post 570463)
Or do you get 3 for 1 when you sign God?

Not on my team. Shalom.

Ref_in_Rehab Tue Jan 20, 2009 02:56pm

Is the Messiah going to join him later after he gets sworn in today?

DesertZebra Tue Jan 20, 2009 03:13pm

23... don't they all?

JugglingReferee Tue Jan 20, 2009 03:34pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by DesertZebra (Post 570522)
23... don't they all?

He can win it without pushing off before releasing a 3-pointer. ;)

fullor30 Tue Jan 20, 2009 04:04pm

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 570344)

Well knock me down and call me Dusty. I 'babysat' for him along with the rest of the 95' MacDonald's All America team in 95 in St Louis with a marketing company I worked for at the time.

Quite a team. Garnett, Pierce, Carter, Marbury, Billups to name a few.


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