A good reason for keeping spectators off the court at halftime

[M&M Guy]

I'm really disappointed none of you has come up with this:

So, Rita, what did you do to scare the crap outta the player?

Very similar experience doing a girl's game two weeks ago. Went to report a foul, partner comes up behind me and asks the table for someone to go clean "that" up. I turned around, and there in the middle of the lane was a...well,...er,...something that would never come out in a boy's game.

All the girls went to their bench areas, some giggling, some saying, "ewwww...", but no one ever admitted it was theirs.