Totally OT - Stupid Pet Names

[Chess Ref]

my wife and I name our pets numbers. Don't know if it's original or cute but it's what we do.

Current pack includes

1 is a Big rott-pretty but dumb.
5 is a Chow mix-the "Sheriff"
7 is a terrier mix
9 is our newest-a Malamutt we got from one state over.

2 the cat got snacked on by our neighbors dog and bit the dust. 3 the beagle got some funky bad red cell disease and after three complete blood transfusions and human steroids had to be put down.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Chess Ref

My wife and I name our pets numbers.

If they have an 00 before their number, do they have a license to kill?

[Chess Ref]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

If they have an 00 before their number, do they have a license to kill?

On occasion,at night, a silly neighborhood cat will wander into their run. I let them out at night and can't see to the back of the dog run/kennel, the killing noises are horrific but at least it doesn't last long. . The wife gets very upset when that happens. Carcass clean up is always mine.

By themselves they'll lick you to death but when they pack up it can get a little hairy. Hence I have to take them to the dog park solo or in carefully selected pairings.

[Adam]

Just don't name one "0" and one "00." That's illegal.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Snaqwells

Just don't name one "0" and one "00." That's illegal.

Only if they wear uniforms.

[Chess Ref]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

Only if they wear uniforms.

Once in awhile my wife will try and dress them up in those cute little dog outfits. They will literally tear them off each other. We go through this Chinese fire drill about once a year.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Chess Ref

Once in awhile my wife will try and dress them up in those cute little dog outfits.

I wish my wife would dress up in a cute little dog outfit. Oh wait - you mean she dresses up the dogs. Sorry.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by Chess Ref

2 the cat got snacked on by our neighbors dog and bit the dust.

Originally Posted by Chess Ref

On occasion, at night, a silly neighborhood cat will wander into their run. I let them out at night, the killing noises are horrific but at least it doesn't last long.

Are you 100% sure that it was the neighbor's dog that snacked on 2?

Between your dogs, and your neighbor's dog, I'm sure that your neighborhood is a low priority area for burglars.

[Chess Ref]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

Are you 100% sure that it was the neighbor's dog that snacked on 2?

Between your dogs, and your neighbor's dog, I'm sure that your neighborhood is a low priority area for burglars.

Yea it was the neighbors, I got there at the end of the party.

We've had 1 burglary in 9 years. they got caught as they were pulling out. I live in a older, mixed neighborhood. Retirees abound, so if you don't belong on the street someone is always watching.