OT - Player sets unwanted record with three-second dismissal

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Originally Posted by grunewar

Also in 2000 an English amateur player, Lee Todd, was sent off after two seconds when he responded to the referee’s whistle to start the game by saying “xxxx me, that was loud” and was dismissed for foul and abusive language.

I read that article last night and when I got to this paragraph I about lost it. I don't know why this struck me as so funny, but it killed me!