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you have a brand new snowblower and they pre-cancelled the game ... NOT going to happen!
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I heard they had a 50 foot nutcracker at the mall. I thought my first wife had been in a radiation accident.
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What do you do with it? Never saw a 50 foot nut.
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In Singles ...
He gets paid dozens of dollars to be this funny.
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Whatever the price, some things are no bargain.
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Another coin catcher, eh?
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Huh, I've never heard that description before when talking about wives. Must be a Wisconsin thing.
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And as far as Padgett and his 50 foot nuts ...some channel or other was playing the best 50 SNL moments, and one of the top ones was Alec Baldwin and his "Schweaty Balls" Christmas candy. I nearly laughed myself unconscious watching it again!
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Go Ahead, Laugh Yourself Unconscious Again ...
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