Sportsmanship speech
In my state before introductions most schools read a paragraph about sportsmanship towards this, that and the other thing including the officials. Last night, good hotly contested BV game. After the home students don't like a call the chant "7 on 5" happens during a timeout. The real kicker, the AD is standing right next to them and not a word is said. :confused:
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Wow! Last night HC runs after me off court instead of shaking hands with opponent players/coaches because I am the worst official he's ever seen. Shouldn't even be allowed on a BB court. Why?
Because when partner called double foul I adminstered the throw-in at POI and HE KNOWS I screwed him out of a possession because, and I quote, "every idot knows you go to AP arrow after a double foul". And this guy was the winning coach:( |
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It wasn't worth a conversation so I just made like Pablo and Cruise(d)
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If you're in Southern Wisconsin, I'd be thrilled to know who this was. |
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That'll leave him baffled for a few minutes as you walk away. |
My reply
I'll motion towards my partner and say "no coach, HE's the worst official in the world. I came in second place again".
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"Aww, coach, and to think you're my second favorite coach in the world."
"Second favorite?" "Everyone else is tied for first." |
This announcement kind of cracks me up too. I did two JV games and hung around for the V games afterward. Not 2 minutes after the speech, the local edition of the Cameron crazies were chanting "Take his whistle" and "I'm blind, I'm deaf, I wanna be a ref!" The AD and principal were cracking up at their obviously witty and inventive student body.
On the plus side my kids really got a kick out of the "I'm blind" one. |
"Nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts, we got screwed."
"Elevator, elevator, we got the shaft." I have some partners that are bothered by these things and I have to fight not to laugh, myself. When I was in high school, I was one of the kids chanting, so I remember, even though it's not exactly recent history. |
My personal favorite:
"Its Hard to Blow the Whistle when you $uk." |
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Or maybe the students don't count so good.....:p |
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