What's Going On? at the bottom of the Forum's opening page.
 

Everybody to go to the bottom of the Forum's opening page (The Official Forum - Powered by vBulletin) everyday and see all of the interesting bits of news that is posted there. MTD, Sr.

:D

Happy Birthday, Mark!!

Wow, talk about self promotion, Sheesh!! :p Happy Birthday Mark and many more!

And I Only Thought That Women Lied About Their Age ...
 

Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.: Congratulations. I already knew about your birthday. I was watching the "Today Show" and Willard Scott announced "Happy Birthday to Mark T. DeNucci, Sr, of Toledo, Ohio, who is 157 years old today. It's true. It's true.

Happy Birthday to my Buckeye friend.

Happy BD, MTD Sr.!

You're not really JR, are you?

Will The Real Jurassic Referee Please Stand Up ...
 

No, but for some strange reason I've been thinking about Jurassic Referee all day today.

Doesn't there come a point in time when you only celebrate by the decade?

Thanks. You were directing that to me, weren't you, since my birthday was last Monday, the 3rd?

BTW - I'm older than MTD Sr. No joke here.

Just How Old Is Dirt ...
 

Impossible. How can anyone be older than dirt?

21 - I Guess That I'm Older Than Dirt Too ...
 

Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember; not
the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.
1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (OLive-6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers
If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

Actually, I was trying to kill two (old ;)) birds with one stone. :D :p

Actually, Snaqs....

The older one gets, the more frequent the celebration of life.

You mean, like, every morning?

Wake up, check the obituaries in the paper, if I don't see my name anywhere, it's going to be a good day!