WOT (way off topic) but maybe funny
Yeah, I know jokes generally go in the general forum, but since this is just basketball officiating related, and I formerly quoted it in this forum, I thought it just might be OK.
Let's see who can give the best answer to: "How many assistant coaches does it take to change a light bulb?" The winner gets an 8 x10 glossy of Billy Packer with a muzzle over his mouth suitable for framing. It makes an exquisite dart board. (if I can find one, that is). My answer: Two. One to change the bulb and one to substitute for the head coach I tossed because he was obnoxious, offensive, obscene, didn't respond to my warning and generally was a royal pain in the butt. OK, you're turn. |
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WOT, Definitely NOT Funny ...
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I say 4: 1 to change the bulb, 1 to yell 3 seconds, 1 to yell over the back,
and 1 to yell reaching. |
None. Assistant coaches are totally in the dark.
This was way too easy. |
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"Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon." ...
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NONE! The first one said, "Coach, I didn't see the bad light bulb." The 2nd said, "Coach, the light bulb wasn't in my primary." The 3rd said, "Coach, I'll change the light bulb 2 of the next 3 times" |
I've been looking all through the books, and I can't find anywhere that allows an assistant up off the bench for the purpose of changing a light bulb! Wouldn]t it be a T?
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Wot (musical instrument), a circular panpipe used in the music of Isan, Thailand, played by assistant coaches to sooth the head coach durring games
WOT (WEB of TRUST) is a security add-on that warns assistant coaches about the risky business of getting up and trying to change light bulbs during live actions. |
Like Mark Twain, or O. Henry, All Of Us Great Writers Have One ...
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