OT - caption time again
 

http://www.dungtongue.com/i/billypacker.jpg

My caption: "Billy Packer came straight (no pun intended) to the game from a party."

Or: "Man - those halftime breaks are getting really weird!"

Billy: "I just got back from a black tie dinner"

"Ladies, meet Dan. Dan is a referee who enjoys long walks on the beach, expensive head wax, and the feel of hard leather around his neck. Dan looks forward to retiring someday, when he can spend more time on his hobby: being a radio antenna."

DAVID Stern??? DAVID????

I thought you said I was supposed to be a guest on the HOWARD Stern Show?

"OK, let's take a commercial break and when we come back the camera will be panning down and I'll be able to show you all, ok, most, of my tattoos. Stay tuned, you’re gonna love this America!"

"Frank-N-Furter wins the opening toss and Meatloaf controls the ball..."