Do you want this whistle?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by rgaudreau
I think there is a proper Davism for this situation. Mark Padgett will correct me if I'm wrong.

Ref: Coach, before you call a foul, you have to raise your hand in a fist and blow your whislt.

Coach: I don't have a whistle.

Ref: Exactly.

I know it goes something like that.

ren

Actually, that was a quote from someone else, not Dave. The "official" Davism for this situation is:

"Coach, let's switch places. You come out here and ref, and I'll go sit on the bench and act like a jackass."