Last weekend, I had HS boys rec. One team had "tag-team" coaches. That is, they would yell at us in the following manner:

Howler monkey 1 - "That's a travel."
Howler monkey 2 - "That's a travel."

Howler monkey 1 - "You gotta call that."
Howler monkey 2 - "You gotta call that."

You get the idea.

Finally, after about the tenth time this happened, my partner went over to them and said, "I just have one question. Which one is the ventriloquist?" :D

I had the same thing happen a couple of weeks ago, about half way through the first quarter I yelled at my partner and told him that Pete and Repeat were coaching for the white team today.