That alone would be a sign of something.

You misspelled "the apocalypse."

You're welcome.

Our chapter policy is that, other than our particularly sytlish and flattering uniform, officials are not to wear anything on the floor that a player is not allowed to wear. There was a quick interaction with the President when he brought that policy to the attention of the membership;

Official: "What about a wedding ring?"
Pres: "Can a player wear a wedding ring?"
Official: "No."
Pres (to membership): "Any other questions on this topic?"

Official: "Can a player wear a whistle on a lanyard?"
Pres: "?"

Or what about a rubberband on the wrist?

Wait, never mind.