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Old Sun May 18, 2008, 06:37pm
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Heard a new one from disgruntled parent today...
16U boys game today...25 point blowout....

First, as I'm leaving the court he stops me and says "You ever been told you suck?" To make him feel good I said "Yeah, sure "

Then get this...

He then asked me "Are you sleeping with the coach?" to which I said "Yep, that's what I'm doing" and then walked away.

Days like today and azhholes like this make me want to stop officiating.
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Old Sun May 18, 2008, 06:40pm
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I hope the coach was a woman.

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Old Sun May 18, 2008, 08:00pm
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Sounds like a good time to brush up on finding the game administrator to eject the fan. You don't have to respond to these morons.
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Old Sun May 18, 2008, 08:51pm
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First, as I'm leaving the court he stops me and says "You ever been told you suck?"
Not by anyone who has even the slightest understanding of basketball which, of course, obviously doesn't include you.

He then asked me "Are you sleeping with the coach?"
Yep - we're having a threesome with your Mom.
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Old Sun May 18, 2008, 09:33pm
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16U boys game today...25 point blowout....

First, as I'm leaving the court he stops me and says "You ever been told you suck?"
"Now that ya mention it...yes, I have...You ever been told you're a horse's a$$?"
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Old Sun May 18, 2008, 10:05pm
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First, as I'm leaving the court he stops me and says "You ever been told you suck?"
Not by anyone who has even the slightest understanding of basketball which, of course, obviously doesn't include you.

He then asked me "Are you sleeping with the coach?"
Yep - we're having a threesome with your Mom.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Mon May 19, 2008, 08:52am
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Padgett...you are a funny dude!

There were so many things I could have said but I just chose to answer simply and walk....Hell, I should have just walked and not even responded but oh well....
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AAU is the detritus of the basketball world and should be treated as such
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Old Mon May 19, 2008, 09:26am
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AAU is the detritus of the basketball world and should be treated as such
This gets the Dennis Miller Award for Obscure Reference of the Month.
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This gets the Dennis Miller Award for Obscure Reference of the Month.
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In biology, detritus is non-living particulate organic material (as opposed to dissolved organic material). It typically includes the bodies of dead organisms or fragments of organisms or fecal material. Detritus is normally colonized by communities of microorganisms which act to decompose (or remineralize) the material.

That is what AAU basketball is to me.
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In biology, detritus is non-living particulate organic material (as opposed to dissolved organic material). It typically includes the bodies of dead organisms or fragments of organisms or fecal material. Detritus is normally colonized by communities of microorganisms which act to decompose (or remineralize) the material.
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That is what AAU basketball is to me.
This is what Billy Packer is to me.
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This is what Billy Packer is to me.
Okay. It's "Billy D" from now on.
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Old Tue May 20, 2008, 02:57pm
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First, as I'm leaving the court he stops me and says "You ever been told you suck?"
Not by anyone who has even the slightest understanding of basketball which, of course, obviously doesn't include you.

He then asked me "Are you sleeping with the coach?"
Yep - we're having a threesome with your Mom.
Be real now guys... none of you would ever say something like that.

Just walk away and if he/she continues to bother you, then get the site administrator.
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Old Tue May 20, 2008, 03:02pm
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Be real now guys... none of you would ever say something like that.

Just walk away and if he/she continues to bother you, then get the site administrator.
While I agree that 99.999999992132454% would not say it, I think there are some who Padgett might.
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Old Tue May 20, 2008, 03:18pm
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While I agree that 99.999999992132454% would not say it, I think there are some who Padgett might.
And he would get away with it!
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