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Dan_ref Thu Apr 10, 2008 09:35am

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Originally Posted by Snaqwells
Yeah, but in return, you have to stay for the post-game ceremonies and take the taunting like a man (or woman).

... or both, or neither (don't want to offend anyone)

M&M Guy Thu Apr 10, 2008 09:57am

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Originally Posted by Dan_ref
Thanks. I just bought this cup of coffee and no way I can drink it now.

:mad:

Anytime I can help... :D

rockyroad Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:16am

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy
Wow.

I only get what's left in the bucket after they wring out the towels.


That is truly disgusting.

And Frank - thanks for the laugh.

On a serious type of reply note, I could handle the massage - even from Helga the rugby player - but I don't do needles very well so the acupuncture is out. The oxygen chamber would be cool, but with my luck they would probably get the mixture wrong and I'd end up high or something...plus, then you'd actually have to ref the soccer match and I know I'd end up bored and fall asleep right there in the middle of the field (or do they call it a pitch?). Think of the taunting I'd have to endure then!!:p

Add to all that the fact that I'd probably end up with Dan and M&M as my sideline referees and the whole match would be headed straight to hell to meet up with JR!:D

Mark Padgett Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:05am

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy
Wow.

I only get what's left in the bucket after they wring out the towels.

That must make those wings and legs taste really bad! :eek:

Mark Padgett Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:06am

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Originally Posted by rockyroad
The oxygen chamber would be cool, but with my luck they would probably get the mixture wrong and I'd end up high or something

And your point? :p

Jurassic Referee Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:04pm

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Originally Posted by rockyroad
....but with my luck they would probably get the mixture wrong and <font color = red>I'd end up high</font> or something...

End up high? Geeze, hasn't that been your goal in life?

Here's my recommendation.....buy about 2000 doses of HGH......and then stand on 'em.

rockyroad Thu Apr 10, 2008 02:15pm

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
End up high? Geeze, hasn't that been your goal in life?

Here's my recommendation.....buy about 2000 doses of HGH......and then stand on 'em.

I don't get it...again.:p

M&M Guy Thu Apr 10, 2008 02:29pm

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Originally Posted by rockyroad
I don't get it...again.:p

Went over your head...again.

Dan_ref Thu Apr 10, 2008 02:32pm

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy
Went over your head...again.

Let him think about it for a short while.

rockyroad Thu Apr 10, 2008 04:16pm

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Originally Posted by M&M Guy
Went over your head...again.

May the fleas of 1,000 squirrels infest your boxer shorts...and Dan's also. :D (Thanks to Johnny Carson for that one)

Jurassic Referee Thu Apr 10, 2008 05:24pm

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Originally Posted by rockyroad
May the fleas of 1,000 squirrels infest your boxer shorts...

Chuck has fleas?

I thought it might be the other way around.

BillyMac Thu Apr 10, 2008 06:44pm

Almost Always ...
 
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Originally Posted by jdw3018
Your water is cold?!?!

Yes. In the shower.

26 Year Gap Thu Apr 10, 2008 09:19pm

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Originally Posted by JRutledge
I just got through watching the PBS show "Inside" and the subject was the "FIFA Club Championships."

The show was about all the background stuff that takes place in the 2005 FIFA Club Championships in Japan. One of the features of the program was the referees. The officials spent a week in Japan and doing on field training. Part of the training involved officials wearing a heart monitor while running around and the officials were picked on this primarily (or at least that is how they characterized it in the show). He looked at some data later and decided who was going to work. The head referee was basically a fill in during the training week because someone else got an injury.

Now here is the good part. The officials the day of the game were given full body massages, acupuncture and they were put into an oxygen chamber to help with injuries and aching bodies. Where can I get that!!! :D

Also part of the program one of the assistant referees (guys on the sideline) had 3 very close offside calls that resulted in goals that were waved off. The losing team was the violators of each call. The officials got each call right. The game ended in 1-0 (nil) and the officials were approached or taunted by the losing team. They did not go to the locker room because in the award ceremony the officials were given medals.

Now I knew of the medals and that the officials did not leave the field immediately after the game, but it just was odd. This was just very interesting how different the sport is at this level. The show also followed a photographer, a film crew using a sky cam, the coordinator of all events surrounding the game and the officials. It was just very interesting to see how officials are treated in another sport at the highest level.

Next time I work a game I want my message, acupuncture and the oxygen tank or I am not working. :D

Peace

Jeff, if you want to get needled just post something on this board that is very opinionated. SOMEONE will oblige.


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