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JugglingReferee Fri Mar 01, 2002 05:22am
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Originally posted by rockyroad
Crap...25.08...do we get to round off???
I was taught that 25.08 rounds to 25.1

Sorry. :-)

Jurassic Referee Fri Mar 01, 2002 05:26am
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Originally posted by Larks
Hey...where does it take into account age? There should be a BMIA. That will tell you if you are not only Fat...but old to boot!

Lets see...I'm 6' 4" and 285. That means I'm a 34.6875.

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Larksy--(1)There is a BMIA.It's called a mirror.(2)I don't do "fat" jokes.Seen too many large officials that could run,hustled their butts off and called a good game.(3)If you're over 34.6874,you're a basketball!:D(you didn't think I'd let that one go,did ya?)

JR-Not a mirror in my damn house-and I ain't getting one!

JugglingReferee Fri Mar 01, 2002 05:28am
Quote:
Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Quote:
Originally posted by Larks
Hey...where does it take into account age? There should be a BMIA. That will tell you if you are not only Fat...but old to boot!

Lets see...I'm 6' 4" and 285. That means I'm a 34.6875.
Larksy--(1)There is a BMIA.It's called a mirror.(2)I don't do "fat" jokes.Seen too many large officials that could run,hustled their butts off and called a good game.(3)If you're over 34.6874,you're a basketball!:D(you didn't think I'd let that one go,did ya?)

JR-Not a mirror in my damn house-and I ain't getting one! [/B]
How do you practice your signals then?

Mike

Jurassic Referee Fri Mar 01, 2002 05:33am
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Originally posted by JugglingReferee
Quote:
Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Quote:
Originally posted by Larks
Hey...where does it take into account age? There should be a BMIA. That will tell you if you are not only Fat...but old to boot!

Lets see...I'm 6' 4" and 285. That means I'm a 34.6875.
Larksy--(1)There is a BMIA.It's called a mirror.(2)I don't do "fat" jokes.Seen too many large officials that could run,hustled their butts off and called a good game.(3)If you're over 34.6874,you're a basketball!:D(you didn't think I'd let that one go,did ya?)

JR-Not a mirror in my damn house-and I ain't getting one!
How do you practice your signals then?

Mike [/B]
Veeeeeery slowly!Up awful early,aren't you?Or vice/versa?

BktBallRef Fri Mar 01, 2002 08:05am
You old people sure get up early. :p

:o Zzzzzz!

JugglingReferee Fri Mar 01, 2002 09:05am
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Originally posted by BktBallRef
You old people sure get up early. :p

:o Zzzzzz!
Hey!

I'm quite young yet! I just couldn't sleep. My mind was thinking about a girl that I have a serious crush on.

..Mike

Jurassic Referee Fri Mar 01, 2002 09:14am
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Originally posted by JugglingReferee
Quote:
Originally posted by BktBallRef
You old people sure get up early. :p

:o Zzzzzz!
Hey!

I'm quite young yet! I just couldn't sleep. My mind was thinking about a girl that I have a serious crush on.

..Mike
Me,too!:D

Jurassic Referee Fri Mar 01, 2002 09:22am
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Originally posted by BktBallRef
You old people sure get up early. :p
Yup,early to bed,early to rise.Drink my milk,avoid cigarettes and brownpop,eat my health food,plenty of exercise,good clean living........uh,I also lie a lot.:D

Larks Fri Mar 01, 2002 10:14am
Quote:
Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Quote:
Originally posted by Larks
Hey...where does it take into account age? There should be a BMIA. That will tell you if you are not only Fat...but old to boot!

Lets see...I'm 6' 4" and 285. That means I'm a 34.6875.
Larksy--(1)There is a BMIA.It's called a mirror.(2)I don't do "fat" jokes.Seen too many large officials that could run,hustled their butts off and called a good game.(3)If you're over 34.6874,you're a basketball!:D(you didn't think I'd let that one go,did ya?)

JR-Not a mirror in my damn house-and I ain't getting one! [/B]
Oh wait...I forgot to take my shoes off when I weighed in....lets see.....thats worth a pound so now I'm 34.5. Excellent...I'm not a basketball!!

I think if you are UNDER 40 you get a bonus 4.6 points off your score.....that puts me at 29.9. There it is...I've just discovered the BMIA.....take your weight divided by height squared time 703 minus 4.6 if you qualify.

Larks - Runner / Hustler / Good Game Caller....and BMI Challenged

bard Fri Mar 01, 2002 11:28am
But now...
 
<b>Oh wait...I forgot to take my shoes off when I weighed in</b>

But now you're also shorter! You have to recalculate without the lifts... ;-)

co2ice Fri Mar 01, 2002 01:10pm
Hey Jurassic: Early to bed, early to rise and all the fun is had by the other guys!!!!! I'm 24.89 but I'd love to lose 10 more pounds!

Jurassic Referee Fri Mar 01, 2002 02:38pm
Re: But now...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bard
<b>Oh wait...I forgot to take my shoes off when I weighed in</b>

But now you're also shorter! You have to recalculate without the lifts... ;-)
Doesn't matter!If he recalculated it LAYING DOWN,he'd still be around 35.:D

JR--I lied about the "fat" jokes,too!

Larks Fri Mar 01, 2002 03:37pm
Re: Re: But now...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Quote:
Originally posted by bard
<b>Oh wait...I forgot to take my shoes off when I weighed in</b>

But now you're also shorter! You have to recalculate without the lifts... ;-)
Doesn't matter!If he recalculated it LAYING DOWN,he'd still be around 35.:D

JR--I lied about the "fat" jokes,too!
I hear ya, I hear ya....Keep em coming Senior Ref!

Mark Padgett Fri Mar 01, 2002 04:34pm
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Originally posted by mick
<i> from an editorial by George Will, Washington D.C.</i>

<b><u>Body Mass Index</b></u> :
Divide your weight in pounds by the square of your height in inches, then multiply by 703.
If the resulting number is below 25 you are not over-weight.
If it is 25 to 29 you, like 34% of Americans aged 20 to 74. are over-weight.
If your BMI number is 30 or higher you, like 27% of adults, have super-sized yourself. You are obese.
And - if your BMI is 10 or less you are Calista Flockhart.

myheadhurts Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:33am
fat boys...just for fun
 
I'm 6'5" - 260. According to the scale I am LARGE overweight... 2 years ago I was 220 and fit (torn ACL, working a desk job eating junk food, and no reffing will do that to you :( ) but according to this I should be 211. I would be wafer at 211......bogus stuff


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