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Thu Feb 28, 2002 11:29pm |
Quote:
Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Quote:
Originally posted by mick
<i> from an editorial by George Will, Washington D.C.</i>
<b><u>Body Mass Index</b></u> :
Divide your weight in pounds by the square of your height in inches, then multiply by 703.
If the resulting number is below 25 you are not over-weight.
If it is 25 to 29 you, like 34% of Americans aged 20 to 74. are over-weight..
If your BMI number is 30 or higher you, like 27% of adults, have super-sized yourself. You are obese.
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If it's over 35,you're a basketball!
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Hey...where does it take into account age? There should be a BMIA. That will tell you if you are not only Fat...but old to boot!
Lets see...I'm 6' 4" and 285. That means I'm a 34.6875. To get under 30 I would have to drop to 246. Havent been there since I learned what Beer was!
To quote a great man from South Park...Hey...I'm not fat...just big boned!
3 Quick Fat Jokes: You know you're too fat when your floors buckle, but your belts won't.
Fat? He has more pounds than the London Mint.
Fat? When he was born, they smashed a bottle of champagne against his side.
Larks - BMI Challenged!
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