Coach thinks he's in the NBA
 

Last night, 8th grade boys competitive game. Q4, A1 scores on an uncontested layup to put his team up by five with five seconds to go. Coach B requests and is granted a TO. I guess he wanted to diagram a five point play. They break their huddle and walk over to the division line on the opposite side of the court. My partner is standing on the end line holding the ball. He yells, "Black, your ball". I'm standing at about the division line table side. Coach B yells, "We get the ball at mid-court!" I turn to him and say, "No, coach - you don't". He replies "but we didn't advance the ball so we get it at mid-court. That's the rule."

I then tell him that is the rule only in the NBA, not a HS rule. He then asks me my favorite question in the whole world: "Are you sure?" I reply, "Coach, I hope that's a rhetorical question." Now here's the best part. He says, "A what?"

I realized there was no quick way to explain that, so I just told him that I'd been officiating for a long time and he'd have to trust me that I know the rules. He just shrugged and said "OK then".

BTW - his team turned it over on a five second inbound count and lost the game by the five point spread.

He still doesn't know the rule because the ball moves to the 28 foot line

On team's choice of sideline (tableside or opposite) ;)

That is one smart coach, he has adopted FIBA rules before the rest of you switch over in the next couple of years. Ball is advanced to centre in last two minutes after time out.

Once FIBA is in place worldwide this will complete the first President Bush's new world order scheme (the other goals were a walmart and a starbucks on every corner worldwide).

Sorry, I don't recognize that word. :cool:

It's metric for "middle."

Oh! Thanks, eh? :p

You beat me to it except I was gonna say it's metric for middel.

:D

That's metric for center.
:D