Coaches....What can you say?

[ZEBRA]

I was told once
that you don't have to be a bigamist
to have one wife too many!
Carl
THE WEBNASI

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by ZEBRA

I was told once
that you don't have to be a bigamist
to have one wife too many!
Carl
THE WEBNASI

I always thought a bigamist was an Italian fog.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

I always thought a bigamist was an Italian fog.

And "hunky-dory" is a Hungarian rowboat.....

[theboys]

Groucho Marx, pointing to two women, "I want to marry you - and you."

One of the women protests, "But, that would be bigamy!"

Groucho arches his eyebrows, and replies, "Yes. I agree. That would be very big o' me".

[rainmaker]

Originally Posted by theboys

Groucho Marx, pointing to two women, "I want to marry you - and you."

One of the women protests, "But, that would be bigamy!"

Groucho arches his eyebrows, and replies, "Yes. I agree. That would be very big o' me".

Yup, you're right. Groucho Marx is worth coming out of hiding for. Welcome back!

[theboys]

Thanks, Rainmaker. I'll crawl back under my rock now.

[rainmaker]

Originally Posted by theboys

Thanks, Rainmaker. I'll crawl back under my rock now.

No, no, stick around. You and Catherine Aird have been much missed. ALthough we do have more reasonable coaches here than ever before. But you were one of the first. And that makes you very, very welcome.

Umm.. how's your season been? Any interesting case plays or situations?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

I always thought a bigamist was an Italian fog.

Old "Carnac The Magnificent" Johnny Carson joke. Still funny, though.

[Terrapins Fan]

To try to get back on topic.....I "T"ed another one up last night. Maybe I didn't have to, but I did. My guess is that this was my first game with him, Varsity boys, and my partners must have done some of his games before. Because he was on me from the gate.

Every play he was complaining to me about a no call. He had a player drive into the lane at low post and the defender went vertical to defend, I got nothing. Another play his player shoots a 3 and comes back to the floor and the defender is there, ( nothing ) the shooter falls backwards trying to draw the foul, nothing there. On the way down the floor again the coach is chirping. I give him the stop sign and he continues. "T". then he asks why. I explain that I am not going to listen to him all night. Done. He went on to win by 15 and never said another word to me.

10 "T"s in 50 games. Most years I have 3 or 4 for the season. I know you say, they are what they are and most of them I feel confident about but 10 in one year....I hope it gets better next year.

BTW, one of the fun things was that I refed the game for a coach I used to coach with ( we coached the same team he was head coach, I was the assistant ) One call I made an PC foul on his player, He yells " Mr. Official " He didn't have position. I just thought it was funny, he called me " Mr. Official ".

I thought sure his team would win the game. He has 3 players over 6'5". The other team had no one over 6'1". He had his 6'7" player outside the 3 point line half the night. Makes you wonder. BTW, he was not a 3 point shooter. Just sharing.