Somewhat OT - partner makes a funny
 

Yesterday, after the first four of seven I worked, I was leaving the gym with my partner. As we walked by his car, I noticed he had a personalized license plate that read "LMAIV". I had no idea what this meant, so I asked him. His reply: "Lost My A$$ In Vegas".

No, he didn't say the dollar signs. I had to type it that way to show up here. However, they certainly would be appropriate in this case. :p