We've all heard that one before, right? Usually by a coach who thinks we are not calling enough fouls. The other day, a coach stumped me with the off-used quip because we were not calling enough traveling violations (youth ball, dusty court). Had me puzzled for all of.......5-8 seconds.

Speaking of traveling, I called one (different game) whereupon the coach asked if I was sure that was a travel. I replied: "No, I've seen Kobe Bryant take more steps and not get called." Coach was ok with that.