Todays Lesson:

Always have black undershorts beneath your slacks.

Next Lesson:

Next year, go with the pleated pants rather than the western style with no room in the caboose.

I'm just glad the lessons were learned as I sad down on a very low couch during our pregame rather than when I bent down to pick up a ball in front of the cheerleaders. I guarantee they would have left me a little room on the sideline after that.

And, always wear black compression shorts over your black undershorts.

and bring exrea pants...
 

especially if you rip them pregame-time to change