Caption Contest
 

"I'm sorry I blew your line again."

"S'alright, it happens."

"I knew I could count on you to make a call to prevent overtime."

"That's OK he is just a dumb coach."

Peace

"We only have each other out here"

"Don't worry - let it out. We'll get better shirts next year!"

"You had me at 'hello'."

Oh yeah! We just beat the spread,I'm going to Disneyland!!! :D

"Can you check the back of my head for gum? I'll check yours."

Dude, I really need to take a dump!

It's ok man, it's almost halftime....you can make it!

Joined at the chest since birth, Joe carried his brother Mark, through their first big game.

As you can tell, the crowd was appreciative of their efforts. :D

OUTSTANDING!!!

It appears they've both gone for the sleeper hold at the same time!

Wait, here comes Captain Lou Albano! He looks a bit like Bobby Knight swinging that folding chair!

**singing**

.."when we're off together dancing cheak to cheak."

"Forget it Joey, you're not getting my Bud Light."

Lou Albano! You're dating yourself with that one! :D Ok, so am I!! Now, if the Iron Sheik or Freddy Blasse show up, I'm there!

LOL...

How bout "you had me at pre-game"

<i>Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on.</i>



We'll always have Bayonne!

"Yahoo! A coach finally said push instead of over the back!"

"This is the best game of Twister I've ever played!"

AKA Chris DeBerge, The Lady In Red.

"Violet Palmer not invited to the group hug, not that there's anything wrong with that."

"Whisper it in my ear so no one sees. What was the line on tonight's game?"

"You can stop crying, they weren't real bullets."

It's OK, Mark Cuban yelled at me like that too last month.

"Why can't I quit you?"

"you'd think our pants were tight enough, we wouldn't need these silly suspenders."

Ha! <iiiiiii>

http://tinyurl.com/2uxhv3

Seated in the fifth row, Billy Packer laughed with glee as he hurled insults at the officials.

"Wait a minute - you're not Juulie!" :eek:

After all the years of internet communication between the two, Padgett and Jurassic realize they are Father and Son when both are assigned to work the same game.

Can you believe that girl next to the ugly guy with the beard? The one holding the Coke? SHE HAS MITTENS ON!

"Look again Honey, I am on national TV, right behind the two refs groping each other."

I'm the one with the hair. :rolleyes:

This Is Great
 

"Isn't it great to be officiatiing here in Brokeback Arena?"

There there, now. That whistle IS loud. Don't blow it so hard the next time, okay? Dont worry, no one even noticed...(gulp)

Tale as old as time...Beauty and the Beast.

One of my daughter's favorites, way back when. . .

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...ast/beast5.jpg

Hey pardner, is my deodorant still working?

Yeh, you're good till the half.

You may now kiss the groom....

Now, now, they aren't laughing at you, they are laughing at the other bald ref up on the jumbo tron.

"It was artest... he grabbed him like this."

Chicks dig the stripes! And gay guys!!!

"Lovin you... is easy cause.. your beautiful.... Do do do doooooooo.."

Be healed my son!

I told you to not toss the ball with the whistle in your mouth. Hang on, a couple more slaps on the back and it should come out.

Gotta go to work now! Its OK, I won't be far. We can hold each other again @ halftime!

"Did you hear what Nevada just said??!"

"I know...I know...it's OK, we won't let him eat lunch at our table..."

Don't listen to what those ol' clique guys are saying. They're bad.

so whats the real story behind the photo?

This one gets my vote!

thanks
 

for making me laugh tonight. Much needed comic relief! What is the real story... :D

Hey - where did you get this picture of me and Juulie (I'm the one on the left). :rolleyes:

To the delight of the crowd, Karl and Bill agreed to a halftime demonstration of the newest passtime among NBA officials: Brokeback Sumo Wrestling.

(edited once to add additional stupidity)

Your hair . . . it's SO soft . . . wait . . . that's not fair . . . I don't have any hair!!

"NBA and MMA, coming soon to an arena near you!!"

You can't spell NAMBLA without NBA

Rich--Since it is your thread, why don't you select 4 or 5 and post a poll? After all, it is a contest.

" Just think, all these people have no idea how much money we have riding on this game...."

Thanks Juulie! :)

that's just not even funny. and besides, there's no boy in that photo! (thank goodness...)

not funny...

I beg to differ with you. That's quite funny! :D

You're right it's not even funny. It's at least oddly funny and ventures into extremely hilarious territory.

Okay, you're seeing something in it that I'm not seeing. And I admit, I never see anything funny in the NAMBLA. Just the mention of those initials, and I see red. Yea, I admit, I take life too seriously. Maybe it's the guy down the street who was a member of the NAMBLA who had to move to Mexico that really set my toggles.

Note to self: don't move to Mexico...

I gave in and against my better judgement I looked up NAMBLA.
I kicked that one. :(

I did just the same thing.

Ugh. Disgusting.

Hey, you'll never make the wrong call on that again.

Who cares if you blew that call, just amke one in the next quarter against the other tema, it will even it all out.

That's just for football refs. :)

Scotties, is your spell check dyslexic? ;)

ROFL!!

I awsn't goign to say antyhing.