How old is too old?

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

You know you're too old when all the names in your address book end in the letters "MD".

My wife says you know you're too old if your worried that your coffin will make your butt look big.

5 correct, 1 incorrect. :8

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by JugglingReferee

5 correct, 1 incorrect. :8

Blame my wife. That's how she says it.