Run an analysis. Would have find out what everybody had to eat the last couple of days.

C'MON NOW............

Doubting Thomas

I was at one of my brothers powerlifting tournaments when this kid was doing his squat and on his way back up he dropped a big ol' duece right there on the floor. It cleared the entire area for a while. Thankfully I was able to get out of the gym. Poor kid was so embarrassed, I felt kinda bad for him.

Whoever looked like they were itchy. ;) BTW - years ago I was working a game and during a free throw, a defender had a gas problem right when the shooter was releasing. Since the gym was quiet, it sounded like an explosion. The shot missed (it was the first of two). My partner, who was lead, came to me and asked if we should call "disconcertion" and let him reshoot. I said I didn't have a problem with that as long as he announced the reason.

Have had kids vomit on the court before - that was loads of fun...and once, just once thank God, had the sudden appearance of blood on the shorts of the home team player. Told coach we needed a sub for #10 right now and he started to argue and ask "What? Why?" until she ran past him on her way straight to the locker room...poor kid never came back out.

eesh. This thread stinks (maybe "smells" is a better description). Can we nominate a thread to be locked and removed? I make a motion for this one. Anyone second?

Absolutely not, these are great! I laughed out loud on a couple of these....."dropped a big ole deuce", now that's funny!

UPDATE . . . Baby Ruth
 

Got a call from my boys' assignor this afternoon to take his place for a frosh boys game at the same high school as the "non-Baby Ruth" incident. They all laughed when I approached the scorers' table to check the book.

The athletic director said they checked the game tape and, yep, they identified the opposing player, #35, who "let it drop."

I cautioned them to keep the tape to themselves. I'd hate to see that get out on YouTube, only for the sake of the "dropper."

All right. Time to flush this thread.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...-Baby_Ruth.jpg
#35