Here's a memorably sad situation from last year. Boys sixth grade CYO. I do very little because its usually not worth the hassle. I do just enough so that the assignor usually gives me some of the diocesean championships. (BTW---around here CYO stands for Catholic Yelling Organization)

I am trail and player is stuck in the corner right in front of me trapped because he picked up his dribble. He held his pivot foot but was struggling to find a passing lane when his other foot stepped on the side line. Easy call. White! and we're going the other way. At which point a mother jumped out of the stands from the fourth row and starts running towards me getting no less than six M-F's out of her mouth.:eek: I didn't know if I was going to have to defend myself or what, but I stepped back onto the floor away from the sideline about two steps and just said loudly as I pointed towards the far end and the door, "just keep going ma'am".

It really shook me up though that someone would act that way at a sixth grade game. I wrote a letter to the diocese andcc'd the assignor and I guess the school got in hot water. I dropped the rest of my CYO games at that site. :mad:

Darn those Catholics!

Didn't Henry VIII say the same thing?

A guy in our association had his hand in a cast for several weeks and his shoe came untied. A player came up to him and said, "My Dad can help you with that." The official wondered if the kid was wising off when he heard a voice call him from behind saying, "It's okay, I'm his Dad." He had no right hand.

Wasn't that about the time the word disconsorting came into the language?

It's Dan PATRICK that is associated with Consort.

There is very little whitespace between the brim on the r and the stick of the n. It kinda looks like d-a-m. Dam those Catholics. :D

Who is Dan Patrick? I know Danica Patrick. She's smokin' hott.

Shouldn't that come from an Oregon State fan? [Assuming there are any.]

Her sponsor folded.

Just looked him up. He's some radio talk guy. *yawn*

Nah, in Oregon we like Catholics as much or as little as any other religion. But we're all very liberal and we don't dam anyone.

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I had a rec league game 6-7th grade girls, working the game with my son, I'm lead, son is trail, player with ball makes a quick move across top of key, coach yells for a travel, I'm kind of watching out for my son, did notice the move, but didn't look like a travel to me, I thought my son had it right, we do have a foul so we're going to be going the other way, play moves down floor, I now am trail right in front of coach, he keeps right on yelling about the travel, play goes back down floor my son is now trail opposite coach, he keeps harping on the travel, "how many steps does she get... how many steps" play now goes down floor and I have coach again, this time "stop" sign goes up, he says "oh great she gets five huh, five steps" I stop sign again and tell coach enough, time to move on. He keeps at it, so give him stop again, keeps it up, "whack" first one, maybe a little slow at giving him what he had earned, so now I put up stop and he keeps going, "don't put up your hand to me" stop sign again "don't put up your hand to me" so this time I tell coach you've had one and you're working on the second, "don't put up your hand to me" this time I whack him again, and tell him he's done for the day and needs to leave the gym. Coach is *****in' and moaning all the way to the door, he stops and leans on the door jamb, like he's settling in for the duration, I tell him no you're gone, out of the building, he turns and huffs out.

The fifty some parents that are there watching give me a standing ovation.

The coach does have a bit of a reputation, and I guess they were glad to see him get something he had been working on for a while.
:)

As you said, probably slow giving out the first T, but that sounds like a coach who just doesn't know any better...and the fact that everyone in the gym applauded like that is a sign that he's just gotten away with it before.

How do people like that even enjoy basketball?

Am I getting my Ducks in a row? Or am I thinking the wrong school is nicknamed the Beavers?