I repent
 

For years I have said how much I didn't like beltless pants. I tried on my new Sansabelts today. I repent! :o

yes, but do you repant?

Wow, That one makes my knees buckle.

Oh, no, here we go again!

Ah-hem...I'm not very good at these little pun games, but I'll do my best to take up the slacks.

I guess I'm just going to have to cuff you guys around the mouth. Now button your lip.

Yeah. Zip it.

What seams to be the problem?

The problem (to some, I suppose) are the puns that people are pulling out of their back pockets.

I've decided to give it up for lint.

Where did you meet a girl named Lint? :eek:

Don't try too hard. Just shoot from the hip and let it come naturally. Afterall, the best puns are off-the-cuff remarks.

True. But the very best (worst?) puns seem tailor made to fit the situation.

It seams that many here have multiple talents, some of which are going to waist.

Make a pleat to them to stop.

The puns are really starting to fly now. They might have to belt some of us to make it stop.

At last, a thread with legs.

Some of you guys should cool it. Just don't fly off the handle.

Oh come on Bob... it can't be that bad! ;)

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I bare my soul and confess my transgressions... and they make it the butt of their jokes. Oh the pain of it all!;)

So you're not even going to give them a chance on the court?

Skimming through the posts about pants, I see

... bare.... butt.....


Yikes!!

Thank goodness for all the words in between.

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Ahh, Little Grasshopper, you misunderstand. I like them. And yes, after they are hemmed I will be using them. A lot.

Repant! For the end is bare!

:D Ahhh I did...I did. Got caught up in all those puns!!!

Wow! Great one! Definitely the post of the week.

If you don't like it, o-pun the door and leave. :o

I dont know... Seams a bit corny to me...

A-HEM..... A-HEM excuse me while I clear the lent from my throat!!:eek:

Thank you for participating.

I just found out something amazing about these new pants. The material was made by my two favorite sisters -- Polly and Ester!:p

Your pants are Catholic?

Well, he does like the pants - perhaps they're a nunsuch.

Go ahead - look it up!

Speaking of Lent:

A blonde wanted her boyfriend to get really intimate. He told her he couldn't because it was Lent. She replied, "Oh. To who and for how long?" :D

I get it -- it's a grammar joke.

There. That goes together much better.