New season
 

Just came home from my fourth game. I'm amazed at how much better physically I feel than I did last year. I had toe surgery at the end of last year. I should have had it done years ago. I'm running harder and getting winded less.

Rita

It wasn't toe-maine poisoning, was it?:eek:

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

Rita - glad you're feeling better. Without physical problems, it makes concentrating on the game so much easier.

Don't mind JR; he can be such a heel sometimes.

Ugh. You've put your foot in it now...

If you get tired and need a ride home, call a toe truck. http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra...images/ack.gif

No - it was kneemonia. :p

If that the sole reason she shouldn't listen to him? :p

Have a good season, Rita.

Hey, let the record show that I didn't follow up with the obvious "dick-theria" joke though.

JR- "All Class-All Day Long".

Have a good season, Rita. We're always here for you, as you can tell from this thread.

Sounds more like tolio to me. :)

After reading this thread, I have to think she'd rather we weren't "here for" her.

I bet she wants to sock some of these heels for their callous behaviour.

That was just corn-y.

And now we're going to be blistered with similar posts...

I hope she just nails you guys for all these bad jokes.

Shouldn't this be on the football board?

I hope the mods don't give us the boot..

Ok, I was going to say something before, but this post/joke went over the top for me! You guys are horrible! :D ;) :p

You're right Jugs, you guys are horrible.

Now, get outta here.

Shoe...shoe...

Here they come! :eek:


http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/imag...modsquad_4.JPG

Which one is Brad, which one is Bob, and which one is Mick?

No comment. :rolleyes:

I don't have a diastema and I'm taller than Bob.

Taller than Bob? so the next question is, what's a diastema, an orange shirt?

But nobody is smiling.

Being a mod is serious business.

No way! I don't think we could handle this much pun-ishment. Besides, I think this thread has one foot in the grave as it is.

So that means Bob's in the middle?

Nice legs Bob.

btw...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diastema_(dentistry)

I should know what a diastema is, but there was a gap in my education. :p

I believe that's a lacuna.

I loved it
 

I'm sure I could go toe to toe with any of you here!

Seriously, I shared for those who may be contemplating surgery even as minor as I had, and keep putting it off because "it's not that bad". For me it means being able to put shoes on that I couldn't wear for some time. But the huge difference in my whole physical well being is amazing.

Rita

That's corny. You'd better knuckle down before you get nailed.

http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra.../smilielol.gif

Peace

Don't be such a callous heel. :rolleyes:

Now you have put your foot in it. ;)

Peace

Aw, geeze, here we go again...

Did she say go toe to toe?

How come YOU didn't think of that one??

WEll, it's her thread, after all.

Just to needle Rita a bit, that must make her a sew-and-sew.

Think we all are cut of the same cloth.

I think we all get the point.

Rita

You're going to have to buttonhole me and explain that one!

Rita is just spinning a yarn.

Hey, Dan, did she say she gets the point?

How come YOU didn't think of that?? (Other than the fact she's obviously sharper than you...)

Darn this is bad...weave got to quit doing this.

You take every opportunity to needle me, don't you?

While that was a real purl, we should stick to our knitting. If knot this thread might get clothsed.

Yeah, aint it just like you to hem in our fun.

Are you threadening us?

I agree. He can be a real baster.

A little too buttoned down if you ask me.

Some of these puns have me in stiches, even if they do tear at the very fabric of this board.

Let's see......clever remarks with a fabric theme. I got one.

All this sewing stuff sucks.

Sew what?

Well it's obvious you're no man of the cloth.

It's Friday, towards the end of the work-day, and all this talk of shoes and fabrics and sewing has me yarning to tie one one.

Might I suggest a thimbleful of tequila?

May I suggest Michelle and Kim instead?

I heard a rumor that they're busy sewing and stuff.

Obviously, the end of your post was meant to Bait & Stitch M&M Guy.

Who are you pinning the blame on, Bob?

Grammatical errors are such a buzz kill. Stick with it, though, and you can patch things up. :p

Did someone call for a man of the cloth? Maybe I could weave in a bit of insight or help for some. All of this posting must surely have some of your nerves frayed or have you tied in knots! Let me know if you need my spin on things! :cool:

Geez, this thread is like a flaxative!

Only if you're John Linen. He had the ret stuff.

Rita

Imagine that.