Basketball article
 

Two things wrong with that article.

First, who owns a pink basketball? (Maybe it's from the WNBA?)

Second, why did the person have to slash, and thereby ruin, a perfectly good basketball? Couldn't he had sliced open the fish, fired up the barbie, and had a perfectly good dinner?

That's hysterical!

It's not a perfectly good basketball -- it's pink. Besides, maybe he doesn't like catfish. Oh, and by the way, I'm assuming he took that photo before he "rescued" the fish. That in itself seems a little weird.

Not weird at all. He's not getting his 15 minutes if he takes that picture with a deflated basketball in the fish's mouth.

Juulie - that's Wilson's new Paris Hilton autograph model. There's actually a file inside. :eek:

That's hot.

LOL. Good one Snaqwells. Now send me the video of Paris that you have. God knows, you've watched it 200 times. :)

Nicole Ritchie actually baked Paris a cake with a file inside so that Paris could escape.

Unfortunately for Paris, it was a nail file.

And I thought the punch line was going to be something about Nicole Ritchie actually knowing how to bake. :confused:

Nah, haven't seen it. What little I've seen of her hasn't impressed me.