Very easily explained, Dude-y. Bald officials get dehydrated much quicker than officials with hair. It is a scientific fact that moisture is lost at a much faster rate through the top of a bald person's head than it does for us foliated officials. It's similar, science-wise, to global warming because caused partially by the loss of rain forests. This means that there is a much greater medical urgency for officials with wide parts like the one in the film to re-hydrate themselves as soon as possible at the end of games. To do so, they use an approved procedure known as <b>"Brownpop Therapy"</b>.
That is why Dan_Ref for instance looks like a cross between Speedy Gonzalez and the RoadRunner at the end of a game.
It's true, it's true........
Thank-you, JR, for that enlightening and wonderfully articulated explanation of rain forests...or was it less foliated, wide body officials...either way, it was pithy.:)
Back In The Saddle
Fri Jun 29, 2007 05:45pm
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Originally Posted by RookieDude
either way, it was pithy.:)
Pithy? I think not. JR is either congenial, or full-on abbrasive. I've never known him to be just pithy.
BTW, it's a real shame about that lithp. Have you seen anyone about it?
:D
RookieDude
Fri Jun 29, 2007 06:36pm
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Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle
Pithy? I think not. JR is either congenial, or full-on abbrasive. I've never known him to be just pithy.
BTW, it's a real shame about that lithp. Have you seen anyone about it?
