Warning!! Danger!! Annual Off-topic Hockey Thread '07!! Beware!!

[rockyroad]

Originally Posted by M&M Guy

He's gotcha there, rock.

What's your comeback? Huh?

C'mon rocky, don't let those Canadians get the best of you. Let 'em have it!

Having lived my entire life in states which border Canada, I have developed a strong sense of pity for those poor wretches who are forced to live there, so I really have no comeback to give poor JugglingReferee...I do, however, speak fluent Canadian, so when he responds back to this post I am quite sure I will understand exactly what he is calling me!

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by rockyroad

Having lived my entire life in states which border Canada, I have developed a strong sense of pity for those poor wretches who are forced to live there, so I really have no comeback to give poor JugglingReferee...I do, however, speak fluent Canadian, so when he responds back to this post I am quite sure I will understand exactly what he is calling me!

Take off eh.

Ya hoser.

[M&M Guy]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Take off eh.

Ya hoser.

I've always wondered how Canadian basketball officials work in those earmuffs. And, do FIBA rules allow for black-and-white striped stocking caps?

[rockyroad]

Originally Posted by Dan_ref

Take off eh.

Ya hoser.

Beauty...got some smokes?
My brother's seen Jedi 18 times.
If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.

One of the best movies of all time - in my opinion, of course.

[canuckrefguy]

Oh yeah - go Senators!

[M&M Guy]

Cool.

I think we started one of them international incidents.

It's always boring around here in the off-season anyway.

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by rockyroad

Beauty...got some smokes?
My brother's seen Jedi 18 times.
If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.

One of the best movies of all time - in my opinion, of course.

This movie was shot in 3B - three beers and it looks good, eh?

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by canuckrefguy

Oh yeah - go Senators!

This guy's a fake.

Not a single word about curling, back bacon, t'ron'o or Dudley Doright in his entire rant.

Eh.

[JugglingReferee]

I saw the JOE CANADIAN rant live at Maple Leaf Gardens back in '99. The Rock defeated Rochester for the NLL title that year.

As for other humour, it'd be nice for some other to reach SOTB. Like Red Green (think duct tape), Mike Myers, Phil Hartman, Martin Short, Eugene Levy, Dan Akroyd, John Candy.

[Adam]

Hockey? Isn't that a cross between soccer and curling?

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by JugglingReferee

I saw the JOE CANADIAN rant live at Maple Leaf Gardens back in '99. The Rock defeated Rochester for the NLL title that year.

As for other humour, it'd be nice for some other to reach SOTB. Like Red Green (think duct tape), Mike Myers, Phil Hartman, Martin Short, Eugene Levy, Dan Akroyd, John Candy.

Rick Moranis, Catherine O'Hara, Tommy Chong, Tom Green (funny for the first 15 minutes) and Howie "No Deal Howie!" Mandell.

[mplagrow]

Huh? When did the NHL come off of the 2004 strike?

[rockyroad]

Originally Posted by JugglingReferee

I saw the JOE CANADIAN rant live at Maple Leaf Gardens back in '99. The Rock defeated Rochester for the NLL title that year.

As for other humour, it'd be nice for some other to reach SOTB. Like Red Green (think duct tape), Mike Myers, Phil Hartman, Martin Short, Eugene Levy, Dan Akroyd, John Candy.

Red Green is fantastic!!
"I'm a man, but I can change...if I have to...I guess."

[tjones1]

So who is the feared lower seed to be up against in the first round?

[canuckrefguy]

Probably the Calgary Flames or Minnesota Wild in the West, and maybe Tampa Bay or Pittsburgh in the East.

If Fleury gets hot in goal and Sid Crosby steps up in his first playoffs, the Pens will be tough to beat - they have just enough veteran grit to do some damage.

What do you think, Rut?