Here's one...
Boys JV game the other night, the coach approaches me and my partner and says we have a double number. One's a sophomore and one's a JV and we dont have enough jerseys. ( Around here at lower level games we will accomodate this) but I asked if the jerseys were the same color, and he said no one was red and one was black. I told him we were not going to allow this since we were not playing rec ball...

Both him and his assistant complained about how they didnt have enough money, or could get jerseys, and would dont you buy us jerseys since they did not have any money....

My partner and I got together and decided we would allow a black T-shirt with out a number, which we were promptly told they had none.

Well mid way through the first quarter, we see two players changing into black jerseys and we were told by the captain they changed jerseys. Go figure they didnt have any and I didnt buy them, wonder where they got them???

They got them from the same person who figures out how to get an earring out of the ear of a kid who just told you that the earring can't come out.

My favorite are the rope necklaces. "But it's tied on!!" "Cut it off, then."

What is it with these rope necklaces? They are worse than
wedding rings, at least you can take those off easily.
Just kidding honey! Honey?? It's just a joke! Really!
I never take it off...Honey????

Gotta go now guys, see ya later...