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Just shoot me now!
A buddy called a little while ago and asked me if I'd help him out by working two mens church league games this coming weekend. I must not have been fully awake because before I could come to my senses, I said yes.
Kids, let this be a lesson to you. Never answer the phone before taking your meds.
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Call you local video store. See if they have a movie called Church Ball. Rent it. Watch it. Laugh your a$$ off. And then call your buddy back and tell him you have to accompany your wife to some family day with the in-laws. You'll be much better off for it.
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Just call him back and tell him you got your days mixed up - and you're busy this weekend giving a FIBA rules clinic in France.
That oughta do it.
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You might could make some money here. Have someone take a video camera with you and tape it. A lot of times these mens league games turn into what would make for a good episode of the Jerry Springer Show. If it's good enough maybe you can sell it to him.
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I've never worked a Church league, but a few years ago I got talked into working a Church tournament. When I got on site, I found out that they had lots of sponsors so the prize money was $1000 to the winning team. I could have just stood at center court and made the T mechanic all day. On my way out I went to the organizers and asked them to take me off their mailing list. It was the worst display of sportsmanship I've ever seen.
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Church Ball... where every game starts with a prayer and ends with a fight!
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