I think you're just kidding, right?

So what I got from this so far is you can never be to safe. I am going to make some serious changes at tonites big varsity game I am working. First, I will carry my wallet in my front pocket with a heavy duty chain attached to my belt buckle. Then go with my wad of keys in the other pocket and listen to them click around while I am running up and down the court. I do not trust the place so I am going to throw my bag behind the scorers table. And Finally I am going to call a cab to take me there since my car might get broken into while I am working.

The only change I would make is to make sure the keys are attached to the chain as well. Otherwise, you're catching on! :D

I've never had an issue of things disappearing, and have never worked with anyone that has had that issue. Maybe I've just been lucky. I usually put everything in my suitcase and zip it back up before I go out on the floor, while others leave their clothes laying out on the chair, or hanging in an open locker. I figure it's probably more work to get all the way into my suitcase to look for things.

Would I kid Old School?

Hmmm:

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Last night was different. It was strange putting my keys in my back pocket as I kept hearing them jingling all night running up and down the court. My favorite line was when I was administering a throw in, a fan asked if I had change for a dollar as he was holding out a dollar bill. The good news is my car was not stolen during the game. I tried to get a cab to give me a ride but they would not provide service that far out in the country!

OMG - I love this idea! Can you get them at Honigs?:D