Stinky situation

[blindmanwalking]

Not sticky, stinky. Had a JH regional game last night. I was the R. When I walk into the center circle for the toss it hit me. It was like walking into a death zone. Someone had "FARTED" . Not just a little either. Fastest jump ball I've ever had. I may have ran over a couple of kids getting out of there. Not sure. It took the whole first quarter for me to stop thinking about it enough to not burst into laughter. Not sure when the smell went away. I didn't go near the center circle for a while. Great memories.

[tjones1]

Sounds bad, but at least there's another Apollo Conference person posting on here!

[Back In The Saddle]

Sounds like a classic case of a head coach colluding with the lunchroom staff to give his team an extra edge on game days.

[Raymond]

Had a buddy who tired of the moaning and griping coming from one bench, so next trip in front of that bench he let a silent one rip.

[blindmanwalking]

Originally Posted by tjones1

Sounds bad, but at least there's another Apollo Conference person posting on here!

No, it SMELLED bad. I doubt there was any sound involved. I think it was a "silent but deadly" variety.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by blindmanwalking

Not sticky, stinky. Had a JH regional game last night. I was the R. When I walk into the center circle for the toss it hit me. It was like walking into a death zone. Someone had "FARTED" . Not just a little either. Fastest jump ball I've ever had. I may have ran over a couple of kids getting out of there. Not sure. It took the whole first quarter for me to stop thinking about it enough to not burst into laughter. Not sure when the smell went away. I didn't go near the center circle for a while. Great memories.

What? No foul call?

[zebra44]

So the offending player would qualify as a rank amateur?

[CoachP]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

What? No foul call?

Yeah, show me where it says you can call a "fragrant" foul!!

[tjones1]

Originally Posted by CoachP

Yeah, show me where it says you can call a "fragrant" foul!!

Ummm 2-3

[yukonmiller]

It's all a part of my zone defense. Load my big girls up on chili before the game and let em rip. Nobody goes into the lane after that.

[ranjo]

Talk about fragrance - How about working middle school games where most of the players are at the age they should start using deodorant, but they don't know it yet.

[Scrapper1]

Originally Posted by yukonmiller

It's all a part of my zone defense. Load my big girls up on chili before the game and let em rip. Nobody goes into the lane after that.

I bet this is why Isaiah told Carmello not to drive the lane. A couple of the Knicks had chili at the pre-game buffet!

[Hartsy]

Originally Posted by blindmanwalking

Not sticky, stinky. Had a JH regional game last night. I was the R. When I walk into the center circle for the toss it hit me. It was like walking into a death zone. Someone had "FARTED" . Not just a little either. Fastest jump ball I've ever had. I may have ran over a couple of kids getting out of there. Not sure. It took the whole first quarter for me to stop thinking about it enough to not burst into laughter. Not sure when the smell went away. I didn't go near the center circle for a while. Great memories.

If you identified the player responsible, you would have had to call a fragrant foul.

[tjones1]

Originally Posted by Hartsy

If you identified the player responsible, you would have had to call a fragrant foul.

Alright Hartsy...you're done! (Good one!)

[blindmanwalking]

Must be a bunch of un-employed stand-up comics working as referees posting on this site.