"... all ball!" seems to come to mind real quick. Yesterday I had a coach continuously yelling "5 seconds" while his girl guarded an opponent dribbling. (California rules modification for girls: 5-seconds closely guarded applies only when a player is holding the ball, but anywhere on the court.)

Or how about "3 seconds!" as the opponents stand in the key bouncing the ball off the rim?

Richard,

How could I leave out..."ALL Ball" or "THREE seconds!"

Both are classics! :)

Kevin

I just had to insert one of my favorite Davisms here. Coach yells (for the umpteenth time) "CALL IT BOTH WAYS", just as Dave is ready to report the foul.

Dave looks at coach and says, "OK, I will." He then says to scorer, "Blue, 42, a hold - OK, coach, other way - 42, blue, a hold." Looks at coach and says, "Coach, that's all the ways I know."

Kev,
Ditto to all the above. Sue the ******* and take his trailer, pick up and dawg! Better yet, let him keep them and his toothless girl friend.

On the sayings things (and this will get Mark going on "Davism's", you watch)

Regarding 3 seconds: That player must be a "Winnebago", becasue he's been camping out in the lane all night.

He's in my kids shirt ref.

COACH: You're missin' a good game ref. REPLY: I know, but I was assigned this one.

Take it away Mark....