You make the call - part whatever
 

Elmer Fudd sent me this question:

A1 is dwibbwing in his backcouwt. He thwows the baww towawd the fwontcouwt. A2, who is in the fwontcouwt, jumps in the aiw, catches the baww and is about to wand in the backcouwt when the coach of team B shoots the aiw out of the baww wif a shotgun, uh-hah-hah-hah. Is this a diwect technicaw fouw on Coach B fow hunting wabbits out of season ow just a deway of game wawning?

Don't worry, folks. This isn't the first time this has happened to Mark. I"ve already called his wife and alerted her. He'll be back to normal once he's caught up on his meds.

Last week, when I worked some rec games with Juulie, I asked her if her husband (who installs medical equipment) could put a self-service lobotomy machine in my house. She said, "Why? The one you have is obviously working OK."

I got back at her later after she T'd up a coach. He asked me what the T was for. I told him that I hadn't called it so he would have to ask the b**ch.

At least, that's what I told her I had said. ;)