Advice Urgently Needed
 

I know this is going to sound like an open invitation for abuse and general insult, but it's a serious question and I hope you'll save the clever and humorous banter for later, after the problem is solved.

I am suddenly called upon to don a costume and stand in the doorway of a store handing out candy to trick-or-treaters. Of course, the ref stuff comes immediately to mind, but I'm wondering if there would be any little additions that might make it a little more costume-y or funny? I don't have time to do anything that involves much time or money. I've got a bright pink whistle, anytning I could add to that? suggestions?

.........ooo, fishnets!! now why didn't I think of that?!?

Dark glasses, a cane---just have fun!! enjoy the kids

why not the sunglasses that blind people wear -- and if you could get 2 other partners to don similar uniforms -- then so the 3 blind refs run...

oooooo som you should be banned for preemptive posting

A Sign :

Save the Zebras.

Juulie - put on a straight jacket and wear a propeller beanie and go as ABC. :rolleyes:

Hope to see you at the meeting Sunday. If you can't come, that's OK. I can send you everything we discuss.

This looks fun...

http://www.starcostumes.com/prodimages/LA83035.jpg

(pls forward video of yourself doing the macarena while wearing if available...)

I insist that that sexist and offensive image posted by Dan be removed at once.

LOL

You're funny, got any more good ones?

Juulie?

Let me help. This is from a hidden camera at the last retreat(or the Last Retreat).....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPQpvCdFPeY

She's in the front row, but I'm not saying which one she is.

Once more you have demonstrated your mastery of the internet and all it has to offer <s>man kind</s> da peeps.

Lesson 2...how to be a master baitor.

Very, very funny.

I'm actually not in that particular video. When it was my study group's turn for the "Dancing in the Woods" seminar, it was raining. We still danced, but the rain spoiled the camera. Our group wasn't nearly as good as the ones you saw.

Well, I saw a couple of players who recognized me, and one coach, who didn't think I was even remotely funny. Perhaps he'd laughed himself out the last time I did one of his games.

So what did you do, Juulie?

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What, you mean that asked Padgett, too?:p